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june 21 ------------

y did obama came 2 INDIA
To take the payment of nasa rocket which he sold to rajnikant in diwali


From: vinay UTTAKHAND




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Once in 4th std. Rajnikanth lost his reasearch papers..

his papers was stolen
by Julian Assange which
now called as
WIKILEAKS:-):-)


From: Sandip Dhabarde, Pune
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june 13

The bermuda triangle is used to be the bermuda square untill rajnikant kicked one of corner off


From: M@HH(M@H!) FROM NANGLOI DEL



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in football when rajnikant recives two yellow cards

it's true that the refree is sent off


From: M@HH(M@H!) FROM NANGLOI DELHI



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once rajnlkant was upset,he was standing in chennai,he saw a stone & kicked it
u know what was happen to stone ,
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it went n fell on the sea that stone is now known as SRI LANKA


From: M@HH(M@H!) FROM NANGLOI DELHI

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Rajnikant is the only person who can delete recycle bin in computer


From: Rahul Bagoriya


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once rajni was mastxxxxxbtng in his toilet...
a women saw it..
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.nxt day she was pregnant.,.!!!!!!!


From: vishal(bhiwandi)
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june 1 --

1. nagpur ke rehne walo se mera niwedan hai ki
aaj pani bhar le kal nal nahi ayenga
Q
Q KI KAL RAJNIKANT










GAND






DHONE WALA HAI.




From: sanjay shahu nagpur.


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1.saalo ek limit hoti hai..
Ye kaun likh raha hai ki rajnikant tatti khata hai
aur Gand se roti nikalti hai???

From: rahul from delhi

admin (pagalworld com) -- ha ha ha ha sale muje lagta hai
vo gandu tu hi hai jo ye likh k faila raha hai

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Ek bar ek juje ne rajnikant ko crime karte huye dekh liya.
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Toh kya ..
Tabse kanun andha hogaya


From: Manoj Pune





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Once rajnikanth was mastxxxrbating near a house in america today
that house is known as white house


From: Abhishek delhi





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One day rajni bought road roller y to press his clothes


From: Tansi sangli



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chaabi lagate hi sab darwaje khul gaye chaabi lagate hi sab
darwaje khul gaye aur rajnikant ke aate hi sab c.i.d. Ko bhul gaye


From: pratik,ahmednagar



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Once in a fight rajnikanth showed his middle finger to a lady
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the lady become preganant


From: Abhishek rai,delhi


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Once Rajnikanth gave his Birthday party n invited lots of people...

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Today that party known as....
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KUMBH KA MELA..


From: Prashant , lucknow


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Best pj of rajnikanth-
will smith- mera ghar itna bada hai ki 1 kamre se dusre
kamre me jane ke liye bike use karni padti hai..

Rajnikanth- mera ghar itna bada hai ki 1 kone se dusre
kone me bat karo to roaming lagti hai.. Mind it..


From: Mahaveer joshi bhilwara




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RAJNIKANT starts a
college,all students are
confused while taking
admission because.......
The Name of the colllege is
"RAJNIKANTH`S MEDICAL
COLLEGE OF MANAGEMENT & ENGINEERING FOR
COMMERECE & ARTS ???
From: kapoor ghaziabad


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Saalo kisne bola ki rajani kuchh bhi
kar sakta hai, NAHI ! Kyon ki
woh agar kuchh bhi kar pata to
apane takale pe khud bal ugata .
From: Pranav salokhe ,kolhapu



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RAjnis Mobile=

RajniKANTH 9990
100 tb internel mem
500 tb proccesor
qwerty keybord
20feet screen
25G
10000gbbs speed gprs

and

HAs no no. to dial

Cause he can do anything mind it


From: Vigu96 chennai
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saalo ek limit hoti hai..
Ye kaun likh raha hai ki rajnikant tatti khata hai aur Gxxnd se roti nikalti hai???


From: rahul from delhi



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cant beat this one- rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it , saying...
Malik se sawdhan.



From: rahul from delhi



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in a footbal match , ronaldo said if i kick d ball it'll keep rotating for 3 months..
Rajnikant said 'munna u dont know y d earth is still rotating'..


From: rahul from delhi
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16 may
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Another Victory for RajNi!
Q} what is the half of 8?
SpiderMan- 4..
SuperMan- 4..
RaJniKaNth- It depends; if v half it
vertically it becomes '3'
if v half it horizontally it becomes '0'
From: Santhosh Bangalore


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Slam book:-Name : rajnikant Hobby: Collecting Tiger Tooths
Catching Bullets with Bare Hands..My Records: Fought with
an Elephant broke its Neck..Greatest Achievement: Skated
on Lava.. ;)Silly Thing Done: Swimming on Tsunami..
Most Embarassing Moment:Coudn't kill 100 Bears with a single
punch only 99 died.. :(Proudest Moment: When a Cobra died
after biting me.. :O& something about me:- i really
don't like to show off.. B-)
From: sam16 frm thane

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most imp thing related to sachin tendulkar that his
mother name is RAJNI tendulkar and his coach name
is rama KANT
From: aj style ngp



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ONCE RAJNIKANT ENTERS BIGG BOSS...

NEXT DAY
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Rajnikant chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS
confession room me aaye..
From: Shashank Singh, Gwalior

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Intel's new tag line
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Rajnikant Inside ..
From: Shashank Singh, Gwalior



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Ek bar Rajnikant ka 10 rs ka
note 3rd floor se niche gir gaya


rajnikant niche gaya note nai mili


kyun




because rajnikant note girne ke
pehle niche aa gaya tha ..
From: Gujarat




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Opinion on RaJniKaNth by his teachers..
Physics: Rajni's action cant Have an equal
n opposite reaction.

Chemistry: Rajni can mix anything with
nothing n produce everything.

Maths: Aryabhatta was counting Rajni's
weakness n thus zero was invented.

Geography: Rajni killed d dead sea.

English: Rajni can speak english
in any language :->
~That's RaJni~
From: Santhosh Bangalore


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EK BAR RAJANIKANT KHILONO
KE SATH KHEL RAHA THA
PATA HAI WO JAGA AAJ ''
eSSEL WORLD'' SE JANI JATI HAI


From: RC NASHIK



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gravetation FACT:-
once Rajnikanth created huge
magnet and it beneath the earth surface....
Today the gravitation depends on it...!! :D


From: sudhir arvi


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27 april -
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6. Ek bar "RajniKant" ne
Ek Bakare ke kan ke niche jor se chamat mari,,,
To fir kya..?

Wo bakara jor se rone laga.

Bay.. bay.. bya. bya. bay..







& Today he Bakara known as
>JASTIN BAIBAR
From: Aryan.. 4m: nagpur

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1.jis bath tub me rajinikant nahta hai usi tub me
kuch saal phele 'TITINIC' dub gaya tha
From: VISHAL,SHAHAD

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2.Girl (vry romantically)-ek chutki sindoor ki
kimat tum kya jano rajni babu..


Rajnikant-
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0.00000000000007892724576 rs.per grm....
mind it..


From: PARVEEN PANWAR/GURGAON/SOHNA

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3. Train accident in kerala...

All passangers were killed...
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Cycle savar rajnikant farar....!!!!!!!!!!


From: Krunal ahmedabad


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4.This Msg is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity

Pls Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant..

or else





he will Delete the
FORWARD OPTION
in All M0biles..
From: Kashif,Delhi

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5.Ronaldo to rajnikant-mi jar eka ball
la kick marali tar
to ball 20minute havet(air)madhe firu shakato

RAJNIKANT says-tula mahit ahe ka hi pruthavi(earth)
kashamule firat ahe
From: Kolhapur

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6.Once rajnikant had dj in his house
1 alien came at rajni home frm galaxy and
requested 'mere ladke ke board ke exam hai thoda dheere bajao na.
From: Rahul from delhi


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7.ek baar teacher nai ek bacche se pucha..ki akal badi ki
bhes..to baccha bola ki. sabse bada rajnikant..mind it..>>
From: divyanshu agnihotri jhansi
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admin -
a --
Arz kiya hai
Galib ki shadi me RAJNIKANT ne pi li sharab
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Galib ki shadi me RAJNIKANT ne pi li sharab

Fir jo hui tabiyat khrab,de tatti,de pishab,de tatti,
de pishab,be hisaab!

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b --
Once a Photo of Rajnikanth was gvn 4 Xerox. Dont evn
try 2 guess Wat happend?
We got two copies of Xerox Machines

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c --

DHOOM 3
John &hritik on BIKE wid speed of300 Km/Hr
&
RAJNIKANT Overtakes them Wid Cycle &Says
Beta bike pe to suvar aate h sher cycle pe aata h


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d--
1bar 1kisan ne apne khet me
rajnikant ka putla lagaya
n
guess wat
pichle saal jo dane kabutar le gye the vo b
kabutaro ne vaapas la k de diye
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from -admin (facebook com/sanjay.katiyari)
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1. NOKIA is planning to launch 'Rajnikanth' R-series in 2012.
Features:
*13sims
*1yr battery backup
*1 TB memory
*1000 megapixle cam
*TV
*Oven
*Washing Machine
*Fridge
*AC
*Mini Rocket Launcher
*Mini AK-47 & the new special feature 24G which is better than 3G.
In this u can meet the person & talk directly!!!


From: Santhosh from Bangalore


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2.aajse 1500 caror saal pehle rajni ne padhne ke liye night lemp on kiya.
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fir kya tab se ab tak suraj hame roshni de raha he.


From: Aagam

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3.ek bar ek ma66ar ne rajni ko kaat liya or pata
chala ki ma66ar ko rajni naam ki bimari hogai.
From: Aagam

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1.ekda rajnikant 4ekar jamin gheto ani tichyat
4kopryant 4 khadde karto?kashala?



karan tyala caram khelaycha asto


From: From:Amit Ugalmugale,Tigaon from sangamner

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2.Once RAJNIKANT playing cricket in the monsoons..
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.And the rain was cancelled due to the match.


From: KRISHNA frm Ulhasnagar

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3.dunia ka pehla insan jis ne 4G service use ki...
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woh hai
ANIL KAPOOR
a G, o G, lo G, suno G..
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har chiz rajnikant hi nahi kar sakta.


From: GaNeSh

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4.ak bar gujrat me net ke sevor down ho gaye.
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kyu ki rajnikant facebook par chating kar raha tha..


From: ujash timba

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5.rajnikant: tara jode khali 2 GB nuj memory card
che.. aajo mari jode 8GB nu memory card che.
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naresh kanodiyo:- are ganda aa maru memory
card nathi aato maru sim card che..
From: ujash timba

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Rajni aur gajhni me same kya h
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dono me (admin- sanjay katiyari)
dikhai deta h


From: BLAH BLAH

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7.dunia ka aisa konsa insan hai jo sirf haath
dikha kar 500 gaadiya ruka sakta hai....
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rajnikant bilkul nahi..
sirf trafic police wala sab rajnikant hi karega kya ?


From: GaNeSh

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8.ek bar rajnikanth apni gotiya khuja raha tha!!!!
tabhi kuch hi der me fire was invented
From: suyog virar
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sunami aayi aur rajnikanth ko dekh kar ruk gayi..
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q..
q ki
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rajnikanth sunami k samne gane laga!
NIRMA WASHING POWDER NIRMA



From: GaNeSh bwd

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Once Someone sent an e-mail to Mumbai from Pune

Rajnikant stopped it in Lonavla




From: RINKESH From Ulhasnagar

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13.shahrukh khan mar gaya..
q ki

usne rajnikanth ki style copy karni chahi film RA_1 me..

esi liye rajni ne shahrukh ko delete kar diya.


From: GaNeSh bwd.

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are diwano mujhe pehchano , mai hu kaun mai hu rajnikant
mai hu rajnikant. bs shant shant shant.


From: Rajnikant ,tamilnadu
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When rajni was in 3rd std, he lost his rough note buk nd nw




that is known as guines buk of wrld record


From: Swapnil
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Ekbar summer ke mausam mai achank

thundi bahut zyada badh gayi pata hai Q?
Are Rajnikant ne apna A.c. full kiya tha.


From: Ajay surat

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Are yaar hum sab ko aone mummy daddy ne paida kiya lekin
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.rjnikant ne apne mummy,daddy ko paida kiya


From: Athar.nanded
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Ek baar NARADJI ne kuch aisa dekha ki vo behosh ho gaye

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Taaqat paane k liye..




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HANUMANJI Rajanikanth chalisa padh rahe the..


From: PARVEEN PANWAR/GURGAON/SOHNA
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ekbar rajnikant ne apne birthday pe party bulai.
pata hai Aaj woh party kis naam se jani jati hai?
"kumbhmela".


From: Ajay surat
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Ak robot na rajnikant ko challange kiya! guess what?
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Robot jeet gaya kyuki vo robot maina banay a tha! ! ! !


From: Sudhir arvi

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ek baar egypt me rajini ka kisi ne mazak udaya





tab kya...







tabhi to waha par sab logo ko poore sharir par
bandage lagakar box me chupna padta hai

from-abhishek,lucknow
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1.Rajnikant ne ek din pagalworld me ladki patane ka formula
submit kiya... then guess what ...jin jin ladko ne woh
formula padha unne dipika , katreena etc ko pata kar unse
shadiyan kar li...cool dued
From: My name is lakhan sajno ka sajan mera naam hai lakhan
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2.EK BAR RAJNIKANT NE UNLIMITED MSG PACK HI KHTM KRDIYA.


From: mirnal sethi DABWALI
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3. once rajnikant is climbing on a bulding
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nw the bulding is known to be a "tower of pisa"
....one of seven wonders


From: nishank goel from itarsi
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4.Ek din rajni ko su su aagayi thi to wo su su karne ek dewaar pe
gaya to ghajini ne dewaar ke neche bulb se
curant choda to rajni bola don't worry i am robo.


From: Sagar kamalakar,Hupari,kolhapur.
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5.When alexander graham bell invented the telephone...
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he saw two missed calls from rajnikanth


From: PARVEEN PANWAR/GURGAON/SOHNA
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6dia vs pakistan match is not happening bcoz
rajnikant is going on holiday


From: nishank goel from itarsi
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7.Din kab hota hai ..jab rajnikant apna dant dikhate hain


From: Sun
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8. Japan PM to Rajanikant:

pls dont leave ur fone here in vibrate mode again.


From: Vishal vasai

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9. I searched for "god " in google nd it says ...






Did u mean "rajnikant" ?


From: Lucky, moradabad

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10.Hey m using operamini 50 on my mobile..nd my also supports ,
32TB expendable memory, 32 mega pixcel camera, wi- fi,
satellite tv,nd lot more..nd my mobile is





nokia 1100 rajnikant edition


From: Lucky, moradabad
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11.Rajnikant india and pak ka semi final match dekhne gaya ...
guess what ....agle din newspaper ki heading thi rajnikant ne
india our pak ko -500 runs se haraya...cool dued

From: My name is lakhan sajno ka sajan mera naam hai lakhan
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12Nobody can do this without rajinikant.

Guess what?


Rajni can make ONION CRY.


From: Dharmraj(chennai)

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Do you know reason of sudden death of MICHAEL JACKSON.

Few hours before.



RAJNIKANTH was challenged MICHAEL JACKSON.


From: dharmraj (chennai)
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Ek baar rajanikant ne apni ma ko bahu lane ka wada kiya. Wo
sadak se ja raha tha to use ek kuti mili usne us kuti ko apne
ghar laya Ma ne kaha tu ney achi bahu layi hai re mere liye.


From: Nikhil sawantwadi
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